Amazon is a great place to find basically anything you’ve ever wanted, as well as a ton of irresistibly bizarre products you never knew existed!
Online shopping is a fantastic way to access products you never would have been able to find on your own! You can order from across the country or even from different countries with ease. Online shopping has also given the general public access to a host of irresistibly bizarre products people never knew they wanted!
Marna Pink Piggy Steamer
It’s a silicone steamer designed to look like a melting pig. You can also use it to cover food in the microwave or to terrify small children who think you’ve actually melted an actual pig.
If your love for sushi or fish in general is truly great, then this is exactly the piece of home decor you need in your life. Make sure no one ever has to ask what you want for dinner again – and if they do, you can hit them with this soft pillow to remind them.
A Wall Decal of Half an Asian Man
This almost-smiling Asian man is actually the perfect prank for your roommates. Hide him behind doors, in closets, under the bed, anywhere there’s a wall for him to stick to!
A Headband With a Mullet
The “business in the front, party in the back” hairstyle isn’t so accepted these days, but this purchase will let you have the style when you want it and hide it when you don’t! Show off what a carefree person you are with the ultimate casual hairstyle.
Get endless hours of entertainment with this finger puppet set! Amuse your friends and bring your coworkers a newfound sense of wonder. You can also get a handicorn, handihorse, handpug, and handicat!
A Tonsil Plushie
The perfect gift for someone who’s had to sacrifice one of their tonsils. It’s super cuddly and soft, and great to rest on while you heal from surgery.
A Set of Hand Finger Puppets
These are great for making it look like you have smaller hands growing out of your fingers! Really, who doesn’t want five extra hands?
Embrace your inner sea monster with this beanie! Just maybe avoid any sea-faring folk, lest they buy your disguise and harpoon you to protect their town.
The perfect gift for crazy cat ladies or your perpetually single friend who swears they’re happy
along but still snuggles with a body pillow every night. This guy helps you feel safe at night.
Literally 90 Servings of Dippin’ Dots
You can say you’re having a party all you want. We all know you’re eating every single one of these servings, and no one is judging you. Dippin’ Dots is fantastic!
Pocket Suture Pad w/ Wounds
We’ve all been there. You’re stuck waiting somewhere for an appointment, and you think huh, I could be practicing my sutures right now. Well, rather than wounding yourself or someone else just so you have an excuse to practice, get this product!
A Life-Sized Bigfoot Statue
This six-foot-tall, 147 lb tribute to our most elusive legendary creature is just the touch your garden needs! Guests will be thrilled by the chance to spot this creature from the safety and comfort of their living rooms.
No matter what tickles your fancy, you can find it and so much more on Amazon! What’s the weirdest product you’ve ever bought on Amazon? Tell us how it worked out for you in the comments!